In the bedroom, the mighty bedroom, John bobbit sleeps tonight.In the kitchen, the mighty kitchen, Lorana grabs a knife.A weenie whack, a weenie whack...Owooooooooooo-oooooooooo-oh she threw it in the grass...Owwooooooooooooo-oooooooo the cops busted her ass!

*The Brothers Cheek would like to say that one of us thinks we got the wrong song…