This week L & L catch a glimpse of a fake psychic jacking off upstairs, and realize ghosts really hate that shit. What should you do if your oven roasted turkey attacks? Who's skinning your acquaintances? Would you be into a never ending zombie blowjob? How the hell did that thing move? Like for real, that makes no sense! If you think you're being antagonized by an invisible demon, don't worry your house just isn't level. Stay off the subway and away from beautiful pigs and you may survive. Go ahead and offer up your skin to the spirits as paper, for we are all...Books of Blood.