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This week L & L go on vacation to a spooky run down mansion to feed a hidden old lady. Can silverware ever be shined to much? Will chlorine fix cracks in concrete? Do you fear snapping bones when crawling out of bed? Is death a man in a limo? Boil an egg for the woman in the locked room, and don't forget your child and comatose spouse by the pool. It's time to find out what we are giving as...Burnt Offerings.

*This episode was recorded in April of 2019*

Happy Halloween my spoopy skeletons! I know I was supposed to post this on thursday, but when you're creeps like us, every day is Halloween! Enjoy this mysterious podcast as we uncover the truth as to whom has been murdering people at Bates "Hotel". You'll never guess this sick and problematic ending! Listen as we tell our trick 'r treatin woes and shenanigans. Grab a glass of wine y'all cuz this podcast is about to get cheesy!

Lindsay is the creative writer so... Here ya go.. Take this episode... It's brilliant...

This week we take a look at a game that is so poorly written, it's scary! Have you ever thrown money at a blind man? Proposed to a woman underwater in front of dead people? Broken promises you made to your little brother? Accidentally read satanic ritual books? Well you sure as hell can in this game! Grab your hot cocoa and come listen to us sleepily rant about the Man of Medan!

This week L & L are not allowed to grab a rusty machete, hop into a Chrysler, and hunt down a pumpkin headed boy. They watch from the shadows as a strange yearly ritual takes place in a town of secrets. They watch as boys chase down a being stuffed with candy in order to sate their forced starvation. They see the lengths in which society will go in order to obey tradition, among other things. They witness countless cold blooded murders by adults against children. They learn the truth that no one will utter. They may have read into this story a little to deep. It's time to grab your pitchforks and flashlights, but don't follow the candy trail alone. It's that time of year again. Time to get ready reap the...Dark Harvest.

This week L & L visit a New England town being terrorized by a demon that really likes raping women to death. How many ruptured uteruses can one movie have? Can you spot the pseudo incest vibes? Is the scariest part of this film the main character's face? Are you beautiful? Get into your PJs, sip a bedtime coke, and ready your incubus dagger. It's time to hide in the bathroom and hope you don't end up a chalk line with a bloody crotch. No one can save you from the...Incubus.

This week L & L return from the dead to talk about Frightmare Weekend 2019, 5 months late! We explain our hiatus, what's coming next, and talk to much about tattoos. We are ready to scare ourselves this Halloween season. So slip into your skin suits and get ready all you spooky skeletons! The Kiehl Girls are back and ready to slaughter!

This week L&L take a trip to the boardwalk to hunt trolls. Are your teens beating up homeless people? Should you be afraid of  a Ferris Wheel? How far would you go to get a glimpse of a coochie scar? What is a blood lover? Can you push a split head back together? Get your troll costume on and your corpse bridges ready. Let's meet at midnight and crawl into the warmth of...Funland.

This week L & L catch a glimpse of a fake psychic jacking off upstairs, and realize ghosts really hate that shit. What should you do if your oven roasted turkey attacks? Who's skinning your acquaintances? Would you be into a never ending zombie blowjob? How the hell did that thing move? Like for real, that makes no sense! If you think you're being antagonized by an invisible demon, don't worry your house just isn't level. Stay off the subway and away from beautiful pigs and you may survive. Go ahead and offer up your skin to the spirits as paper, for we are all...Books of Blood.

This week L & L explore the sprawling gothic estate of Hill House. Can ghosts have picnics? Is that the smell of blood or paint? Where the hell does the iron staircase lead? Is he planning to shoot a ghost? Wake up and play hide and seek, but remember to never venture outside, in the night, in the dark. Pack your bags and follow around your favorite lesbian. It's time to come home and experience...The Haunting of Hill House.