This week L & L dream of experiencing the ultimate pleasures. Are you prepared for what it will entail? Follow the scarred coochie into the portal of hell to be taught the truth. How many men would you kill to revive your rapist? How much piss do these beings need as payment? Make sure to leave a little of yourself behind or you'll never find your way back. Pull yourselves together and slip on your skin suits, because it's time we cut open and examine...The Hellbound Heart.

This week L & L, along with special guest Clara Fowler (the artist behind WtKA), travers a fever dream of confusion on a quest to discover the real meaning of Halloween. Will this book test the limits of Leigh's attention span and Lindsay's understanding of everything? How many theories can we collectively come up with? How deeply poetic can one children's book get? Why is Pip the best boy? Put on your costumes and get ready to trace the history of this most spookiest holiday. Let's all wander over to Carapace Clavicle Moundshroud's home and visit...The Halloween Tree.

This week L & L take a trip back to the 90s and recall the first movie they remember seeing together, and it still terrifies them. In this anthology film we navigate our way through creepy dark woods, a suburban home, and a haunted house. What are those dirty hobos going to do to you at night? Are M&Ms more important than safety? (duh). Why would you pick that up? Is that deja vu you're feeling or are you just very dead? Grab a warm drink and huddle around the fire, for we are about to hear some...Campfire Tales.

This week L & L join the cult of Cthulhu and perform the ritual to raise the great one himself! On the way they encounter grand PAs, a ten foot long penis, plenty of ass, and some titty mouth snakes. Will they be able to combat sleep deprivation to keep this story coherent? Why does the broodmother have permanent O face? Is that plastic fan slicing a face off? I don't think that's an STD dude. Put your rag masks on and stick those pacifiers between your goopy pus lips because it's time we found the...Call Girl of Cthulhu.

This week L & L take a nostalgic trip to their childhoods and find out what Slappy the dummy has been up to since the 90s. Is he still as frightening as we remember? Are we a little to obsessed with the tv show? Is it just us or is this pirate book boring as hell? So that cat can just talk? Doesn't it seem like we've read this before? Make sure to practice your ventriloquist act for the family talent show, and don't get in to much trouble or you may be forced to work on the banana farm. Listener beware...you're in for a scare. It's time to visit...Slappy World.

This week L&L dust off the VCR and go on a hunt for a haunted VHS tape. Lets compare the films and novel and see just how different they really are. Why do people keep watching this tape? What do a pile of crawling men have to do with it? Has anyone ever seen Spiral? Tune up your radio frequency ESP and put on your detective hats. You have seven days to break the curse and escape from...Ring.

This week L & L go adrift in a blood thirsty zombie apocalypse. What in this world can't be a zombie? Who's idea was it to give a grenade to a child? How many things can go wrong in one book? Jump in your life boats and stay ahead of those dolphins, because it's time to dive into...Dead Sea.

This week L & L become stranded in a prison for violent lunatics. How long until the power is blown and the snow storm begins? Why do we call the owner of this facility God? How many stupid plans can these characters come up with? Wait, how many characters are there? Be watchful of the shadows, for you have been sentenced to a night in...The Loon.

This week L & L take on a story of friendship and demons set in the 1980s. Do worms have the ability to smell ice cream? What's in the bucket? Better dodge the milky white vomit coming at your shoes, and never forget to protect your gift! Let's drop some acid and skinny dip in a shallow lake! You are officially invited to...My Best Friend's Exorcism.

This week L & L read Seeing Red, an anthology of horror.  Are any monsters peeping through your windows? Do zombies pay people for favors? Will describing a movie as "eating shit" really jump start your career? Could roaches secretly be running your favorite movie establishments? Did Lindsay understand anything she read? Let the gore drip from the ceiling and fill your eyes. This time you're...Seeing Red.