Matt brings back action figures from the 80s that no one wanted. Micronauts. ROM Space Night. No idea? Then you get the idea.

Dave's turning forty, which means he'll finally have to start spelling forty without a "u".  He doesn't know how he's supposed to feel, but how he feels is miserable.

Matt looks like Jesus. Meanwhile, he interviews Dylan Lauren about her new candy shop in Chicago, and Viva got so much swag she developed Type-2 diabetes instantly. Also, Viva can't get enough of toilet talk, and it's driving Matt insane.

Todd's daughter wants a cat, and she won't stop talking about it. It turns out she checkmated Todd by asking Santa for a cat and refusing to request anything else. No matter what, Christmas will be ruined for one of them.

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