Is this a nightmare, or real life? In this case it's a dream because we're covering Phantasm -- the movie so scary, you forget how damn confusing it is. Like, are the enemies dwarves or pigs? (Aiden says pigs) and is this all just a commercial for the tuning fork industry? In the middle of this expert analysis, Adam also has to defend the way he pronounces "ice cream" to Aiden. One more thing: BOYYYYYY!!!

Follow us on Twitter at @criticandkid