Stacey invites the gang up to the big city to answer that age-old question: what if illegal daycare, but in New York? Everyone (except Kristy, surprisingly!) is terrible, Ann M. Martin teaches us the true meaning of New York, and we explain the concept of the Harmonicaverse. You’re welcome.

(If you don’t speak German, we’re sorry for rambling in German, and if you do speak German, we’re even more sorry for our terrible German.)

Today’s agenda includes: tactical jeggings; the authentic New York murder experience; 843 acres of fun; the Parable Of The Ewe Lamb, updated; Mary Anne’s life of crime; an extended discussion of elevator safety; the BSC is weirdly mean about wheat allergies for some reason; Laine’s exquisite Broadway revenge; we start another fandom war; Kristy breaks out the Good Turtleneck; Stacey’s psychological acumen deserts her; brurnch; being susceptible to gravity is the greatest cringe of all; fun facts about the Dakota building, with one notable exception; unattached hicks from Connecticut; extraordinary dog stunts; an ode to Capel Street; an apology to Jeanne Betancourt.

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley on the Free Music Archive.

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