This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, the boys tackle another round of completely unnecessary life decisions during Therapy Questions, including whether you’d rather own a golden retriever trapped in an alligator body or a cat trapped in horse software. We also debate soulmate compatibility, humanity-changing discoveries, and the ultimate battle of unlimited free stuff.

Would discovering aliens be cooler… or would ghosts absolutely wreck your sleep schedule forever?

Then we jump into this week’s headlines:

👻 A bizarre and tragic story out of New York after a woman falls into an open maintenance hole.

🗳️ Trump enters the Texas political arena with a major endorsement of Ken Paxton.

💰 New details emerge around Trump’s so-called “slush fund” situation and some unexpected tax-return fine print.

🏛️ And apparently the White House might be getting a ballroom because when history calls… you build bigger ceilings?

Plus random tangents, questionable logic, unnecessary confidence, and the kind of conversations that make you wonder how this show somehow exists in over 100 countries.

Intro/Outro Music: Mr. Goody Two Shoes

Therapy Questions:

• ​Would you rather have a pet alligator that acts like a golden retriever or a horse that acts like a cat?
• ​Would you rather your soulmate hate your favorite music or your favorite food?
• ​Would you rather discover ghosts are real or aliens are real?
• ​Would you rather get free flights forever or free food forever?

Articles:

Woman falls to her death into open NYC maintenance hole

Trump endorses Ken Paxton in Texas Senate primary runoff

Trump’s “slush fund” deal and newly disclosed tax details

Trump previews White House ballroom plans

New episode. Same bad decisions. 🎙️

Music:

Crispy Like A Crouton - Mr. Goody Two Shoes