"The Sea Maiden" doesn't really feature a Sea Maiden much, but it does feature a lot of mechanics from the hit (controversial) video game Final Fantasy VIII.

This episode brought to you by executive producer Arcnes, Aarne-Thompson type 774D "Acting as God for a Day"

Suggested talking points: the mood spoon, swimfriend, boatwatch bop, wild fish hedonism, Rumplestiltskin license, press R1 for extra damage, minor FFVIII character lookups, guardian friends, public sauntering, just trying to level, 18 years into fish, fish kid and his exploding swords

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