This week Sarcastro and Banky pitch a new buisness venture to generate revenue for the show. Fatty recaps his adventures in the city that will leave you forever wet, San Antonio, Texas. They also discuss the joys and disappointments of fireworks, loading up a bunch of twelve year olds with Black Cat firecrakers for the first time, and the perils of eating baked beans while taking Ozempic.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).