This week while the whole gang is back together, Fatty shares a message from a friend of the show about some ideas for their Below Dorks reality show. They also informed the fellas of the fact that on Below Deck there was a deckhand who did something that is fairly unforgivable to do to a co-worker and Banky recalls that another friend of the show did something similar to him years ago.

Sarcastro makes a poor choice in not being explicit on instructions for how Prince Sarcastro should handle waste material from his new get rich quick scheme. He also has an event where lightning strikes a tree at his house and shoots shrapnel into part of his house.

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After Banky fails to procure passes to RetroCon he, Sarcastro, and Fatty talk about other upcoming events at the Valley Forge Convention Center the show should attend including something that sounds like a junk swamp and an event for the elderly.

Fatty expresses his disappointment with the group telling him to watch the show Lanterns only to find that it's created by one of his least favorite show runners/producers in the business.

Then to wind the show down they discuss getting some inspiration for the Handies of Hope website by going to some local zoos to each of them which leads them to websites and social media pages for some of the strangest "zoos" or animal sanctuaries and rescues they have ever read about.

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After a lengthy discussion on catching up on older television shows and a few newer ones the gang decides to make their own version of Below Deck. In the POoRCHoices verions, Sarcastro gets to be the captain of the yacht and the rest of the fellas make up the crew stewards, deck hands and chef while Commando must spend the entire charter driving the tender around.

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Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky debate the necessity of seeing The Odyssey in theaters in 70mm or digital IMAX or waiting to stream it at home.

Fatty provides a brief update on the potential new project boat which leads into a potential job opportunity for Banky. They then talk about going out to ghost towns that had been wiped out by flood and to actual haunted sites.

Sarcastro tries something new to him at the Costco food court and learns a valuable life lesson. He then shares that Queen Sarcastro started subbing in with Impossible beef in their meals.

Sarcastro's rant about being charged an additional fees when paying by credit card leads to Fatty suggesting moving back to paying for everything using personal checks again.

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The gang starts off with a water cooler conversation (not office gossip, but an actual water cooler) and move into another amazing idea for a POoRCHoices website and business idea.

Then they discuss what they think the procedure is for the advance team to do when the President has an emergency to use the bathroom while traveling by motorcade.

Sarcastro shares a story of a recent airport experience Prince Sarcastro had and coined a name for either a very lazy or very bold move in a public restroom.

Corporal asks for clarification on what the difference is on ratings from one streaming service is to another when it comes to types of nudity.

Fatty looks at a potentially good poor choice in regards to rerplacing his aging boat with another cosmetic fixer-upper.

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Through a misunderstanding on reconding schedules Corporal and Banky are left to their own devices so the naturally decide to talk about movies in a very extended episode. Some of the topics within movies include watching films including some from yesteryear that may be problematic by today's standards.

They also finally do a quick discussion on the 2026 version of Masters of the Universe before getting into other movies based on toys and cartoons of their youth as well as remakes, sequels, and prequels of movies.

Corporal talks about a retro-market he went to that turned out to be more retro than he expected when hunting for movies to buy. They both weigh in on the idea of Sony stepping away from physical media for games and what that can mean for the film industry and consumers as well.

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Fatty's patience is tried by the technician changing his oil which least to the rest of a rough day for him. Adding insult to injury he tries out one of the viral recipies he found on social media to less than stellar results.

Sarcastro shares that Princess Sarcastro is joining a Scouts troop which brings up some memories of when he was in another organization as a kid that had his family fostering service dogs.

They also talk about being warehouse store members and what †˙ey sorf like and don't like about them.

Sarcastro also tell the group about the sticker shock he received from the dealership on some maintenance and repairs to his care which also came with a sales pitch for him to trade that in for a new car.

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This week Corporal, Fatty, and Banky get togther to talk about the types of video games they can handle playing these days. Banky gets his credit card hacked while they were recording, Corporal experiences a parking garage that captures more information than you'd expect them to. Fatty gives an update on his trip to Orlando which clearly had it's ups and downs but also yielded an idea for a gift he's going to send to Sarcastro.

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This week Sarcastro and Banky have their annual Wonder Twins episode and they use this one to discuss their fascination and annoyance with people claiming to be soveriegn citizens and making life more complicated for themselves and the police than they need to. They also discuss squatters and how they manipulate the system to take over properties which Sarcastro thinks could be an option for Corporal to use to find a summer home in the Pocono Mountains.

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This week while Commando is away the rest of the fellas gather around to talk about getting dirty in different ways. Sarcastro with trying out the fad of dirty sodas; Fatty with an extra dirty smoker that magically made itself clean thanks to chemical reactions; and Banky learns a lesson in not eating dirty with a breakfast sandwich that did him no flavors. Corporal manages to stay clean and shares that he's going to get to watch a World Cup match at Cosm Atlanta for an immersive experience.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)