This week the whole gang sits down to talk about the merry pranks of one Mr. Horace de Vere Cole who Sarcastro points out was basically the Tom Green of his time. They also solidify some meals for their Guys Weekend trip which will include a journey to Waffle House for Corporal and Banky. Fatty poses a would you rather scenario based on an article he found about a man who was mistakenly given 1.1 million dollars by his bank and had the choice between repaying the remaining 300,000 dollars that had not been transferred out of his account or doing a year in prison.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

This week the fellas get together to record on Commanod's birthday to talk about mansplaining and shelabortating and how they've done both of those things. Fatty addresses an issue with another patron at the Goodwill store regarding publicly using their mobile phone without bluetooth headphones.

In the line of poor choices, Fatty gets dissapointed with the free survival gift that came with his recent holster purchase that claimed to be valued at $50 considering how many add-ons he had to get in order to get the free gift. Sarcastro finds what may be a sacrificial animal while walking on the trails near his home. Commando continues to face issues with his free snow blower that keeps costing him time and money.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

This week the whole gang shows up to contemplate an outdoor bathroom solution for Fatty's cabin. Sarcastro gets a ride in a psychedelic ride share car after a day of pub crawling and then they discuss some of the itinerary ideas for their 2026 Guys Weekend.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

This week the gang gets together to discuss growing up with and without Lego sets, transferring toys and pets between military families, Christmas presents they received, and a whole hell of a lot about 3D printers before moving on to cheap (but delicious) pizzas.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

This week Corporal, Fatty, and Banky talk about "the clap" and a drug ad that Corporal saw with some insane side effects before getting into Fatty going to see National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation in theaters and a Mandela Effect of deleted scenes. They also talk about tipping people like your trash pick up drivers and helpers or your mail delivery person and going to a massage parlor.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

This week the whole gang gets together to talk about more poorchoices which they just seem to keep making over 250 episodes including teaching Prince Sarcastro the power of cologne and the rizz enhancement and responsibility that comes with using it.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

This week on the show the gang discusses the return fad of the Kool-Aid Man challenge in which people plow through fences like the favorite soft drink mascot which leads to them discussing their favorite Kool-Aid flavors growing up and then to looking for Kool-Aid Man costumes to start wearing to DragonCon. After that discussion they move on to what they drink as adults instead which is various mixers and spirits.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

This week Commando, Sarcastro and Banky join up to talk about buying silver, going to local races back in the day, drive-in theaters and the potential revival of a staple 24 hour diner from their youth and drone warfare.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

This week the gang gathers up to talk about targeted content on social media and a new idea for a product to counteract one of the products that is frequently showing up on Sarcastro's feed in recent weeks. They also tackle Fatty's adventure in going to Spirit Christmas which has just about exactly the merchandise they all expected it to have but without the absurdly named costumes. This leads them to the idea of expanding the store to run all year with other holidays such as Presidents Day, Arbor Day and all the summer holidays which would just be horror themed Americana products. Sarcastro takes Queen Sarcastro out for her birthday where she doesn't heed the advice of their server about not drinking the house wine and spending literraly a couple dollars more for a "better" red wine. That triggered a memory of the days when the fellas used to drink Manischewitz wines and that prompts a suggestion by Sarcastro of having a Manischewitz wine bar at their upcoming annual Guys Weekend trip.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

This week the fellas gather to discuss using CB radios and custom license plates for Ham radio operators before moving on to the things they didn't expect to have to buy on Black Friday which for Fatty turned into a "what next?" situation for things going wrong. Sarcastro does a little self care for his feet which was actually a good choice that may lead to the entire POoRCHoices crew to get pedicures over guys weekend.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)