Our POoRCHoices the Podcast

This week Fatty solicits opinions from the rest of the gang on going to the dentist and general oral care as he considers doing some of his own dental work. Banky gets sticker shock for his out of pocket cost for his annual vaccinations and Sarcastro suggests an alternative method to getting them to save a few bucks. Corporal shares a purchase he and The Lady Corporal made from their bucket list which comes with some judgement from Fatty. Commando talks about undertaking the process of getting passports for his whole family so they can go on an upcoming cruise.

Fatty finds a disturbing documentary that he shares with the group which has to be a poor choice. Sarcastro learns that there is a pocket universe in one of his couches that can house an almost infinite number of Roku remotes. Corporal and Commando recount the Betamax collection that Commando's dad had in their younger years.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

Fatty finally gets to see Spider-Man Brand New Day so they can discuss it on the show but found himself with an unwanted row buddies at a fairly empty theater. While talking about superhero things they discuss the 2026 Wolverine game and Fatty shares his thoughts after playing for a couple hours and that leads some memories of games they played in years past and Banky recalls the trauma of playing Call of Duty online around 2009.

While Commando can't make it to the show again this week so the rest of the gang come up with a punishment of making him watch bad movies that they pick.

Corporal shares history thoughts on the constant breaks that the primary schools get in his area and how it's almost like college break schedules. Continuing talking about schools, Fatty discovers a giant metal cage in a building he works in and that leads to so many questions.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

This week, Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky gather around to talk about Banky's recent experience returning to online gaming with recently released Halloween video game and during that Lady Jarvis texts in to ask a pressing question regarding the streaming services and derails that conversation.

Fatty learns that the beef he's been buying is coming from a less than desirable source and Sarcastro shares a new source for his schnitzel fix.

Fatty also shares some of the details of his trip to RetroCon and seeing a bunch of terrible costumes, some good costumes, a few cool toys and trading cards, Steve Guttenberg and KITT from Knight Rider.

They move into talking about going to see the 2026 Resident Evil movie, Spider-Man; and Onslaught. Then Fatty recommends a sci-fi series with a pretty poor plot.

A Georgia police office makes a poor choice in murdering a miniature donkey and Prince Sarcastro has a friend who make a poor choice in taking on a bet from the Prince. Banky makes a poor choice in asking for a "honey do" list from The Lady Jarvis.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

This week Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky learn about the most important rule on the internet, Rule 34 and how that relates to the classic cartoon David the Gnome.

Sarcastro witnesses a fabulous choice in neck beard styling while he was waiting for his lunch order. Fatty makes a poor choice in still trying to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace

Sarcastro and Fatty share their experiences on the school open house/meet the teachers night event that happens near the start of each school year.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

This week while the whole gang is back together, Fatty shares a message from a friend of the show about some ideas for their Below Dorks reality show. They also informed the fellas of the fact that on Below Deck there was a deckhand who did something that is fairly unforgivable to do to a co-worker and Banky recalls that another friend of the show did something similar to him years ago.

Sarcastro makes a poor choice in not being explicit on instructions for how Prince Sarcastro should handle waste material from his new get rich quick scheme. He also has an event where lightning strikes a tree at his house and shoots shrapnel into part of his house.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

After Banky fails to procure passes to RetroCon he, Sarcastro, and Fatty talk about other upcoming events at the Valley Forge Convention Center the show should attend including something that sounds like a junk swamp and an event for the elderly.

Fatty expresses his disappointment with the group telling him to watch the show Lanterns only to find that it's created by one of his least favorite show runners/producers in the business.

Then to wind the show down they discuss getting some inspiration for the Handies of Hope website by going to some local zoos to each of them which leads them to websites and social media pages for some of the strangest "zoos" or animal sanctuaries and rescues they have ever read about.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

After a lengthy discussion on catching up on older television shows and a few newer ones the gang decides to make their own version of Below Deck. In the POoRCHoices verions, Sarcastro gets to be the captain of the yacht and the rest of the fellas make up the crew stewards, deck hands and chef while Commando must spend the entire charter driving the tender around.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky debate the necessity of seeing The Odyssey in theaters in 70mm or digital IMAX or waiting to stream it at home.

Fatty provides a brief update on the potential new project boat which leads into a potential job opportunity for Banky. They then talk about going out to ghost towns that had been wiped out by flood and to actual haunted sites.

Sarcastro tries something new to him at the Costco food court and learns a valuable life lesson. He then shares that Queen Sarcastro started subbing in with Impossible beef in their meals.

Sarcastro's rant about being charged an additional fees when paying by credit card leads to Fatty suggesting moving back to paying for everything using personal checks again.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

The gang starts off with a water cooler conversation (not office gossip, but an actual water cooler) and move into another amazing idea for a POoRCHoices website and business idea.

Then they discuss what they think the procedure is for the advance team to do when the President has an emergency to use the bathroom while traveling by motorcade.

Sarcastro shares a story of a recent airport experience Prince Sarcastro had and coined a name for either a very lazy or very bold move in a public restroom.

Corporal asks for clarification on what the difference is on ratings from one streaming service is to another when it comes to types of nudity.

Fatty looks at a potentially good poor choice in regards to rerplacing his aging boat with another cosmetic fixer-upper.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

Through a misunderstanding on reconding schedules Corporal and Banky are left to their own devices so the naturally decide to talk about movies in a very extended episode. Some of the topics within movies include watching films including some from yesteryear that may be problematic by today's standards.

They also finally do a quick discussion on the 2026 version of Masters of the Universe before getting into other movies based on toys and cartoons of their youth as well as remakes, sequels, and prequels of movies.

Corporal talks about a retro-market he went to that turned out to be more retro than he expected when hunting for movies to buy. They both weigh in on the idea of Sony stepping away from physical media for games and what that can mean for the film industry and consumers as well.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)