This week Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky sit down to discuss three recent new stories involving two teens stealing a NYC subway train, the annual Burmese python hunt in the Florida everglades and the alleged murder of Hvladimir the Russian "spy whale". Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

Welcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast.  On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. In episode two of The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Fatty and Banky to discuss the first episode of Bosom Buddies starring Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari in a story of two young ad agency associates just looking for affordable housing and love in 1980's New York City. Intro and outro interpreted and performed by Sarcastro.

This week Commando kicks off the conversation with a quick story about drones before the fellas talk about the potential reopening of the Three Mile Island nuclear power plant to produce enough power for Microsoft's AI ambitions and what that means for other nuclear power plants that have closed down as the demand for power on the various grids increases.  An act of Mother Nature saves Sarcastro from an event he wasn't high on going to and Fatty gets a visit from Tim-May that keeps him up all night before a family outing and trying fast food chicken.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky get together to talk about an Instagram Reel that Fatty shared from SemiSauced and theorize about 4 activities that they would have to complete in the span of a single day where they have to select which activities they would do 6 times, 12 time, 18 time or 24 times and it shows that for Sarcastro not much has changed in 20+ years.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week the entire gang is back together to discuss an article Sarcastro found about the wishes of a man who donated 1,300 acres of land to a Boy Scouts of America (soon to be Scouting America) troop in Hernando County, Florida with the wishes that the Scouts would never sell it or use it for commerical use otherwise the land ownership would go to the County.  It sparks a very lively debate with Commando and Fatty regarding what should happen with the land.

Commando makes a poor choice to eat at a popular fast food chain just hours before recording the episode.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week Commando is back and brings up an article about a woman who appears to have passed away at work on a Friday and wasn't found until the following Tuesday which sparks the question from Sarcastro on how long it would take until anyone would realize any of the show members were dead. 

Fatty discusses a poor choice made by his wife while she was President during a popular drinking card game.. Sarcastro shares Queen Sarcastro's poor choice in waiting until mid-august to get landscaping dirt delivered and Commando makes a family cookout faux pas.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

Welcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast.  On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape.   In the premier episode Sarcastro is joined by Banky to discuss the first episode of ALF and his meeting of the Tanner family after his space ship crashes into their garage and seemingly caused no alarm to the neighborhood.  The first episode leaves Banky wondering what Willie Tanner did for a living and has Sarcastro realizing that while he loved the show at 7 years old, that love doesn't hold up into his adult life.    Intro and outro interpreted and performed by Sarcastro.

This week the fellas start by discussing an article Sarcastro found about Pavel Durov (creator of Telegram and billionaire entrepreneur) and the claim that he is the biological father to at least 100 children through donations he's made over the past 15 years.  This leads to an inquiry of how many kids other celebs have and without judgment they do some light research live on the show for a slew of actors, musicians and athletes and they learn pretty quickly that more money equals more children.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week Fatty proposes that the fellas identify the three Muppets that they feel describe each of themselve best and that you can be judged on those.  Sarcastro provides an article about French actor Alain Delon's family not honoring his wishes to have his dog euthanized when he passed away and discuss what their feelings are on if that should be something that is honored which leads into Fatty volunteering to have his body used for fashion and weird taxedermy projects when he dies. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky talk about an article where a man is attempting to sue Disney but they are trying to get it thrown down to arbitration because of what was written in the terms of service for a trial of Disney+ he had signed up for years ago.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).