This week Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky talk about an article where a man is attempting to sue Disney but they are trying to get it thrown down to arbitration because of what was written in the terms of service for a trial of Disney+ he had signed up for years ago.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week Corporal, Fatty and Banky discuss a recent ruling upheld by the Ohio Supreme Court noting that boneless chicken wings can in fact have bones in them and it should be expected which Fatty agrees with while Corporal and Banky feel that they shouldn't have bones without a disclaimer.  Fatty provides a dissapointing update to his cruise experience but overall had a great time.  Corporal shares his poor choice of deciding to sleeping in insead of getting up at 8am to do some landscaping and Banky learns the hard way to start checking his work during the first steps of building something. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week the fellas talk about an article Sarcastro found on Auto Brewery Syndrome in where your body produces alcohol making you appear intoxicated.  Fatty shares some knowledge that Jim Koch of Samuel Adams/Boston Beer Company fame allegedly consumes dry yeast in order to prevent getting drunk.  Corporal shares a Reddit link of some idiot trying to give themselves Auto Brewery Syndrom and big shock it doesn't go according to plan.   For poor choices made this week, Sarcastro's procrastination to change the brakes on Queen Sarcastro's car lead to him having to work on it during the hottest week of the summer.  Fatty gets sloppy with his knife skills right before his cruise.  Banky spends too much money on disappointing hot dogs on National Hot Dog Day. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week Corporal, Sarcastro and Banky discuss a news article from 6ABC out of Philadelphia about vending machines in grocery stores that dispense ammunition which leads to the question of what else can we put in vending machines.  Based on some of the ideas, Sarcarstro makes the suggestion that he'd like to see the product made in the machine thus giving us the title for this episode.   Sarcastro shares his revelation that he no longer wants a hot dog unless it's at a cookout or a baseball game which sparks a discussion of if hot dogs are worth buying from sidewalk carts or standalone stores.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week Corporal, Sarcastro and Banky talk about a monkey invasion in Thailand and the most dangerous jobs in America according to a Forbes article and discuss if the rate of pay is enough for the risk. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week on the show, no we aren't quoting Pee Wee's Big Adventure with that "Remember the Alamo" reference, Corporal and Banky discuss the recent purchase of the Alamo Drafthouse chain of theaters by Sony Pictures thanks to one US District Court Judge's determination to put an end to the Paramount Decrees a few years ago and what impacts that can have on consumers and those who work in the industry.   Corporal shares his poor choice in dietary experiments as he tries a Papa John's pizza two ways (hot and cold). Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week Sarcastro and Banky discuss an article from CNN about how hand puppets are being used by an ornithologist to help train the shoebill stork into being able to survive in the wild and increase their population which sets up an idea for the the fellas to use a similar method to train other animals to handle landscaping and car washing jobs as well as retail jobs at those dollar retailer stores.   Also discussed is the Mormon teen version of dry humping and where that would be on the baseball field of love for the community.  The guys then hone in on Justin Timberlake and the activities that caused him to become a meme for a week.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week Sarcastro and Banky talk about botched promotional give-aways after Banky finds an article about a Pizza Hut opening up in his old neighborhood and someone screwed up the free pizza for a year promotion.  Banky shares the fiasco of trying to get Jet's Pizza delivered while he was traveling and is possibly flagged from being able to get food from them ever again.   Sarcastro shares Queen Sarcastro's poor choice of packing peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for their return flight from vacation but not actually pre-making them and instead having jars of peanut butter and jelly in her carry-on bag and going through security.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week the fellas talk about an article that Commando found recenlty about the amount of mircroplastics that humans ingest each week and that there have been studies that found them in heart and testicles of people.  Fatty expresses his sunny disposition on the matter while Corporal and Commando make suggestions on what to do to get away from using plastics while Banky makes sure to have extra water bottles made of plastic delivered to his house. In the realm of POoRCHoices made for the week, Corporal contemplates building furniture to sell from the quartz countertops he just replaced.  Fatty gets drunk and narrowly evades getting into a fight with a dude with many face tattoos.  Commando gets loud about noise levels during a township meeting regarding the potential construction of a new warehouse in his neighborhood.  Banky explains the first  part of a two part story where he can't get a good meal in Milwaukee. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week the gang gathers around to talk about weaponized drone dogs and the news that Chuck E. Cheese is decomissioning all but two of their animitronic bands which leads the fellas to considering how to repurpose the retired units to use in conjunction with the drone dogs or that they can become our rodent overlords.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).