Our POoRCHoices the Podcast

Fatty's patience is tried by the technician changing his oil which least to the rest of a rough day for him. Adding insult to injury he tries out one of the viral recipies he found on social media to less than stellar results.

Sarcastro shares that Princess Sarcastro is joining a Scouts troop which brings up some memories of when he was in another organization as a kid that had his family fostering service dogs.

They also talk about being warehouse store members and what †˙ey sorf like and don't like about them.

Sarcastro also tell the group about the sticker shock he received from the dealership on some maintenance and repairs to his care which also came with a sales pitch for him to trade that in for a new car.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

This week Corporal, Fatty, and Banky get togther to talk about the types of video games they can handle playing these days. Banky gets his credit card hacked while they were recording, Corporal experiences a parking garage that captures more information than you'd expect them to. Fatty gives an update on his trip to Orlando which clearly had it's ups and downs but also yielded an idea for a gift he's going to send to Sarcastro.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

This week Sarcastro and Banky have their annual Wonder Twins episode and they use this one to discuss their fascination and annoyance with people claiming to be soveriegn citizens and making life more complicated for themselves and the police than they need to. They also discuss squatters and how they manipulate the system to take over properties which Sarcastro thinks could be an option for Corporal to use to find a summer home in the Pocono Mountains.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

This week while Commando is away the rest of the fellas gather around to talk about getting dirty in different ways. Sarcastro with trying out the fad of dirty sodas; Fatty with an extra dirty smoker that magically made itself clean thanks to chemical reactions; and Banky learns a lesson in not eating dirty with a breakfast sandwich that did him no flavors. Corporal manages to stay clean and shares that he's going to get to watch a World Cup match at Cosm Atlanta for an immersive experience.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

This week Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky talk about The Boy and Prince Sarcastro doing chores and creating summer side hustles. Banky explains the new chamber sealer that he bought to portion and save the bulk foods he buys. Princess Sarcastro makes a delicious mess at casa de Sarcastro. Then they have an in depth conversation regarding the quality of several brands of hot dogs before they learn about the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council which is a shock to everyone that it exists.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

Fatty shares a listing to a cabin in the woods for Corporal to look at buying. Grok helps Sarcastro with the print ad campaign for our new specialty water product. The group discusses plans to see Masters of the Universe and The Mandalorian and Grogu. Commando gets the shingles and Sarcastro shares the family history with chickenpox.

Fatty's tells a story of a friend who has a hell of a day but somehow manages to remain positive. Fatty also finds a treasure trove of VHS tapes at a thrift store and that leads back to the story of Sarcastro's father selling his VHS tape of him skydiving in Australia. Banky pays to plays in the dirt in his yard on an ever growing landscaping improvement project.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

This week the fellas discuss Fatty's recent purchase of a name brand "tater tots" which were less than stellar compared to generic brands from a big box store. This lead it a discussion on a list of products sold at said big box store that you should avoid according to a post made on the website Chowhound and each of the crew gives their thoughts on if they agree or not.

Sarcastro shares an idea for another for sure winner product to pad the POoRChoices product portfolio with a drink they all enjoyed on hot days as kids. He also talks about a new show about squatters that he wants Banky to test out and report back on when he's watched a few epsiodes.

Fatty learns from The Boy that he's just an old man and it's okay to not be good at video games anymore. Sarcastro tells about a poor choice in letting Prince Sarcastro set up another chores for hire business with his pressure washer.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

This week,Fatty reports that The Wife has issued a statement to the show via Instagram about the porta-potty being set up at their cabin and they respond.

Banky starts a group rant on Star Wars and where it's gone and where it should go and that leads what they've been watching at home. After that the discussion turns to celebrities beginning a second career using pay to interact websites.

They also discuss the themed popcorn bucket at theaters for every other movie that comes out which morphs into a conversation on laser discs and a brief history of the medium.

Fatty shares the poor choice made by his son this week involving a family favorite meal to eat while The Wife was out of town.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

On this episode Commando, Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky each get a case of KLapple. No, not a weird disease, rather an apple flavored beer that they are trying out for the first time while recording and it turns out to be everything they could have hoped for and some parts they couldn't have hoped for.

Fatty shares his find from his most recent trip to the Goodwill store and will have everyone praying for more before sharing a story about an odd choice for a pet that someone brought to his job.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

The gang gets together to talk about a project that Fatty's son was recently assigned called the the million dollar project where students are given fictional money to balance a million dollar budget by allocating funds to several specific categories including housing, transportation, education and charity. This leads to the inception of the newest plot for a satirical charity by the Our POoRCHoices team where primates help primates.

Fatty then shares a story of the worst hotel experience he ever had at a seedy place in Harrisburg, PA after seeing a concert and Banky recounts a quick conversation with Jimmie Haha of Jimmie's Chicken Shack.

The group comes up with ideas of what Fatty can do during his limited free time during his upcoming trip to Orlando before wrapping it up talking about Knight Rider and the absurdity of Garthe Knight as a villain and spawning an idea for the next episode which will by default be a poor choice when the say it.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)