A This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, the boys are back with another important cultural debate: what exactly belongs in the gift shop of the Museum of You? A commemorative hoodie? A shot glass? A scented candle called “Bad Decisions & Good Stories”? From there, things only get more cursed as Andrew and Joseph tackle the impossible anatomy question of whether it’s worse to be 10 years old from the neck up or the neck down.

The Therapy Questions spiral into baldness strategy, daily hair-based humiliation, and the ultimate villain career path: would you rather be a drug lord or a cult leader? Somehow, everyone leaves looking suspicious.

Then the episode hits the headlines: the Strait of Hormuz possibly reopening while ships wonder if “technically open” means “actually safe,” an Ohio man allegedly plotting an attack around a White House UFC event, hackers leaking Knicks and Madison Square Garden data, and Cursor’s 25-year-old CEO landing in the middle of a massive SpaceX deal.

It’s geopolitics, cybercrime, cult leadership, hair loss, oil routes, billion-dollar tech moves, and two idiots trying to figure out what their museum gift shops would sell.

New episode out now.