Episode 229 is all over the map—in the best way possible.

This week, we’re debating the only Olympics that actually matter: if every animal competed, which species walks away with the most gold medals? We also imagine a world where everyone wakes up famous overnight, decide which modern invention we’d use to completely blow the minds of someone from the year 1200, and settle the surprisingly important question of which sound deserves to be erased from existence forever.

Then we jump into some of the week’s wildest headlines: Texas schools moving toward required Bible readings, controversy surrounding the Freedom 250 project, and much more.

As always, expect bad takes, questionable logic, unnecessary confidence, and just enough accidental insight to make us sound smarter than we are.

Pull up a chair, join the conversation, and remember…

Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod.

Music:

NBA Jam - Mr. Goody Two Shoes