Scott and Maré regroup in Seattle to discuss poetry, swimming pools and, of course, blow jobs, because we can’t go a single episode without talking about them.

We also talk about…

Soul Patch, an unfortunate facial hair choice.

How Tipping Works, a complicated issue.

How to Get the Girl, the numbers don’t lie.

Texas State Capitol, the pinkest capitol.

Pottermore, get sorted by the hat!

Wizard People, Dear Reader, seriously.

deviantART, art, poetry, etc. community.

Song Fight!, a thing Scott used to do.

Animation is a Gift Word, so is “poet”.

Ladies of the World, by Flight of the Conchords.

Sam Weber’s Twitter, wise words.

Rise and Fall of Online Empires, inevitable.

Support Kiss and Tell…

Singing Star, Scott’s new iOS game.

Letters to an Absent Father, Maré’s new edition!

Letters to Myself, Scott wrote it and Maré illustrated.