We’re back for a new episode and are unbelievably rusty—probably because Scott hasn’t spoken for six months. We talk about bodies and sex and sex with bodies and more, but mostly it’s just a bunch of the long, strange digressions that you know and love (or tolerate).

We also talk about…

Body Integrity Identity Disorder, less parts equals more happy?

Body Dysmorphic Disorder, you’re prettier than you think

Penis for Dinner, things that happen in Japan

SYSK on Asexuality, it’s a real thing

Right Speech, what Twitter isn’t

I Saw U, The Stranger’s missed connections

Ulli’s Roy Orbison In Clingfilm Website, masterful fiction

Legend of the Red Dragon, what the cool kids played

How To Think More About Sex, a new book by Botton!

Small Press Expo, a place to find love?

Grumpy Cat, Scott’s spirit animal

Reblorg,  Maré was an artist in residence

LA Game Space Kickstarter, Maré loves games

SJG@ITP, Scott makes weird stuff at school

Scott and Maré talk about kissing, lying, drinking blood, foreskin presents and so much more.

We also talk about…

Ten Thousand, an xkcd comic about not being a jerk

Wizard People, still the best thing ever

Little Monsters, a movie in which bullies drink pee

Animated GIF, internet history is cool

Furry Fandom, as if you guys didn’t know

Beautiful Agony, the best porn site ever?

X-Art.com, Maré approved

Ladies of the World, Scott’s new grad program

Nausea, the best novel about existential crises

Letters to a Young Poet, the best collection of letters

Man’s Search for Meaning, this book will change your life

The Epic of Gilgamesh, the first bromance

100 Foreskins, the “bride price” David paid Saul

Savage Love, Dan on liking trannies

In 40 Years, how stupid will you look?

Archetypal Psychology, be careful with labels

Of Human Bondage, a coming of age story

Fregoli delusion, Scott’s favorite disorder

Support Kiss and Tell…

Maré’s Store, he has like twenty stores

Scott’s Store, he only has one

Scott and Maré talk about virgins, long distance relationships, long distance relationship virgins and more!

We also talk about…

Jams, fancy old shorts

Pop Rocks, a legendary candy

Mentos and Diet Coke, an explosive combination

The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle, a film

Juli Odomo, Maré’s brother is on Twitter

Infinite Jest, a wonderful, crazy book

Better Off Dead, top two John Cusack movie

Chronicle, teenage super power movie

Broken Flowers, not a great movie

Tweetopia, Scott’s latest project

Scott and Maré regroup in Seattle to discuss poetry, swimming pools and, of course, blow jobs, because we can’t go a single episode without talking about them.

We also talk about…

Soul Patch, an unfortunate facial hair choice.

How Tipping Works, a complicated issue.

How to Get the Girl, the numbers don’t lie.

Texas State Capitol, the pinkest capitol.

Pottermore, get sorted by the hat!

Wizard People, Dear Reader, seriously.

deviantART, art, poetry, etc. community.

Song Fight!, a thing Scott used to do.

Animation is a Gift Word, so is “poet”.

Ladies of the World, by Flight of the Conchords.

Sam Weber’s Twitter, wise words.

Rise and Fall of Online Empires, inevitable.

Support Kiss and Tell…

Singing Star, Scott’s new iOS game.

Letters to an Absent Father, Maré’s new edition!

Letters to Myself, Scott wrote it and Maré illustrated.

Maré’s back to discuss adult braces, custom dildos and American Apparel underpants.

We also talk about…

Kony 2012, a helpful campaign crushed by cynical people?

Dave Matthew’s Band, the world’s greatest band?

Honey Cocaine, a rap star with adult braces?

Make Your Own Dildo, an inappropriate gift for coworkers?

Stuff You Should Know, how Scott knows everything?

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, a play about how football players feel?

Kiss & Tell Cast Poster , fan art by Coffee Nat?

Scott is joined by the lovely and talented Mika Parades to discuss grandmas, tattoos and Carl Sagan’s infinite blow job theory.

We also talk about…

Can’t Stop Me From Dreaming, an old Robin Luke song

Many-worlds Interpretation, a view of quantum mechanics.

Carl Sagan, the smartest man in a turtleneck.

Sasha Grey, a talented young actress.

Conditions of Love, seriously just buy this book already.

Ill Mitch, a Russian rap sensation.

The Straight Dope, a smart site that’s sometimes about butts.

Meeksqueaks on OKCupid, we made a profile for Mika!

We’re back for season two! Or whatever it is we’re calling this… Learn about furniture sex, missing girlfriends and the mysteries of the vagina.

We also talk about…

Future Thoughts, a Brad Neely cartoon involving couch sex.

Chungking Express, before there was Amélie.

Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, a magic book that Maré likes.

Oliver Twist, a tale of brotherly torture.

A Tale of Two Cities, a book about homework and beheadings.

The Frighteners, the movie was better than the book.

Taken, Liam Neeson will save your girlfriend.

The Largest Snake, a giant reptile Scott met in the jungle.

Durian, a delicious fruit that smells like death.

Just Dance Acapella, adorable Indonesian kids cover GaGa.

Still Life, a thing Scott recently made.

In the twilight of our teenage years we cover first times, black belts and more. Also, there are poems!

We also talk about…

Uh Helloooooo, “The Scott Garner Techno Experience”

Thinspo, pro-anorexia photos?

Dijeridoos, tools to save people from dingos

The Vampire Chronicles, sexy vampire books by Anne Rice

Fist of Fury, a tough Bruce Lee movie

Protein, a thing vegans and vegetarians get plenty of

Hump 2011, The Stranger’s amateur porn festival

It’s Episode 18 and Scott doesn’t care what Maré thinks about that. We talk about man melons, semenarche and the complex physics behind mother-in-law attraction.

Gender Identity, your heart need not match your parts

Semenarche, a blessed event

Behind Closed Doors, a song by Charlie Rich

We finally freed Cory! At least for the first 30 seconds of the show. After that, we talk about mom seduction techniques,  tree pervs and all of the people that apparently have sexual fantasies about us.

We also talk about…

Stuff You Should Know, another favorite podcast

Permanent Midnight, a crazy memoir by Jerry Stahl

The King of Abs?, what Scott looks like in the summer

PhysicistLisa, our favorite fan this week