In this very special Oscars episode, Brigid -- who has seen five nominated films -- and Kellie -- who has seen half of one nominated film -- discuss the sun signs of 2016’s acting nominees (up to 1:10:00) and our predictions for who will win each major category (starting at 1:10:00). Highlights include a timely airing of grievances about the 2008 Oscars (22:35-25:25), our wildly different perceptions of Ryan Gosling and Viggo Mortensen (41:25-45:50), and some theories about Jennifer Aniston’s daily life and endorsement deals (1:08:00-1:09:40). Want to ask us questions about pop culture astrology or heckle us for how embarrassingly wrong our Oscars predictions turned out to be? Get at us at @ItsHandledPod and by rating/reviewing us on iTunes.