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Dave has never, in forty years, found a good time to sit down and watch It's a Wonderful Life. Who has two hours to kill on Christmas afternoon, really?

Matt and Professor Foster decided that their daughter wanted a doll house for Christmas, and so they bought five of them. 

Dave got his family out of Baltimore alive, but not before a six hour trip home, in which Josephine asked 9,359 questions and Cecilia barfed into a blanket. 

Todd denied his daughter a kitten for Christmas, and has been waiting for four years to break the news to her that Santa is a myth.

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