This week's episode is a full buffet of sports takes, random debates, and pure foolishness. Felix and Beav start by wishing the Brothers of Omega Psi Phi a happy Founders's Day and thank everyone who came out to celebrate over the rainy weekend. Beav then kicks things off with "Dre's Top 5". Then we slide into Quick Hits, headlined by LeBron officially returning to the Lakers, because of course he is—L.A. property taxes need him. Meanwhile in Inglewood, the Clippers new signing Bradley Beal is hurt again.

Then things take a left turn into food anthropology as the fellas argue "How do you eat a taco?" Thanks to Skattabo, we learn way too much about folding technique, structural integrity, and the philosophy behind biting etiquette.

From here, we enter Rule Breakers, and the segment does NOT disappoint:

• A 50-year-old father and his son suiting up together for Compton CC like it's a Disney+ special nobody asked for.

• A Michael Jordan impersonator furious he wasn't cast for something, reminding everyone why impersonators usually stay impersonating.

• Cam Newton pulling up on HBCU leadership

• 15 dudes packed in one car to go rob somebody—an operation so inefficient even GTA would glitch.

• And finally, a man who got tackled in the middle of church, proving that the Lord may forgive you, but security will not.

It's sports, it's comedy, it's chaos. Another week of takes you didn't ask for, but absolutely needed. Enjoy!