This week's episode is a full buffet of sports takes, random debates, and pure foolishness. Felix and Beav start by wishing the Brothers of Omega Psi Phi a happy Founders's Day and thank everyone who came out to celebrate over the rainy weekend. Beav then kicks things off with "Dre's Top 5". Then we slide into Quick Hits, headlined by LeBron officially returning to the Lakers, because of course he is—L.A. property taxes need him. Meanwhile in Inglewood, the Clippers new signing Bradley Beal is hurt again.

Then things take a left turn into food anthropology as the fellas argue "How do you eat a taco?" Thanks to Skattabo, we learn way too much about folding technique, structural integrity, and the philosophy behind biting etiquette.

From here, we enter Rule Breakers, and the segment does NOT disappoint:

• A 50-year-old father and his son suiting up together for Compton CC like it's a Disney+ special nobody asked for.

• A Michael Jordan impersonator furious he wasn't cast for something, reminding everyone why impersonators usually stay impersonating.

• Cam Newton pulling up on HBCU leadership

• 15 dudes packed in one car to go rob somebody—an operation so inefficient even GTA would glitch.

• And finally, a man who got tackled in the middle of church, proving that the Lord may forgive you, but security will not.

It's sports, it's comedy, it's chaos. Another week of takes you didn't ask for, but absolutely needed. Enjoy!

This week on We Don't Make the Rules, the crew dives into everything from hardwood highlights to headline heists. We kick things off breaking down the wild FBI investigation tied to the NBA, then Dre drops his Top 5 of the week—and you already know it's gonna stir debate.

In Quick Hits, we touch on the World Series, NBA Opening Week (Wemby, Sharpe, and VJ Davis showing out), and Cameron Boozer's monster 24-point, 23-rebound performance that has everyone talking.

The convo gets heated as we discuss men coaching in the WNBA, the return (maybe?) of Verzuz, and our latest Rule Breakers—including the viral Perk vs. Ja Morant situation and the ongoing saga of Kevin McCall.

Plus: a little AI talk, a Louvre heist story straight out of a movie, and the internet's take on Keisha Ka'Oir being "too controlling" and Felix explains why people don't understand the meaning of marraige.

It's real talk, laughs, and debates you didn't know you needed. Because remember… We don't make the rules — we just call out who breaks 'em.

This week, the guys are back with another jam-packed episode full of hot takes, honest reactions, and real conversation.

🏈 Dre's Top 5 (NFL Edition): Dre kicks things off with his Top 5 NFL Teams coming off Week 7. There's some controversy over who got bumped out and who climbed the ranks. Expect passionate debate, a few jabs, and the usual NFL chaos—nobody is safe.

⚡️ Quick Hits:

• Video Tributes – Necessary or Nah? The crew debates whether every player or coach deserves a video tribute when facing their former team. Is it respect, or are we doing too much?

• Shohei Ohtani's NLCS Performance: The guys break down Ohtani's generational run through the NLCS—doing things we've never seen before. Pure dominance.

• World Series is Set: With the final two teams locked in, the fellas preview what's ahead, share their predictions, and talk about the storylines that matter.

🚨 Rule Breakers:

• Stephen A. Smith – Playing the Victim? The crew calls out Stephen A for recent comments that have him looking more like a victim than a voice of reason.

• Kids Outta Pocket – Stealing from Teachers: A wild story surfaces about students robbing their own teacher… and it leads to a real convo about discipline, parenting, and respect.

• Tyler, the Creator Faces His Past: The hosts react to Tyler being forced to confront his controversial early lyrics—and what accountability really looks like for artists.

• Gucci Mane & Mental Health Support: Much respect is given to Keyshia Ka'oir as she stands by Gucci Mane amid his schizophrenia diagnosis. A powerful convo unfolds about support systems and Black men's mental health.

🔥 Wrap-Up: As always, they close out with laughs, real talk, and that signature WDWMTR energy. Whether you're here for the sports, the culture, or the chaos—this episode brings it all.

The guys start by giving more rules about being near the grill. Dre then gives his top 5 and some teams make their first appearance. In quick hits, they discuss the Las Vegas Aces winning the WNBA championship, Brain Branch punching Juju Smith-Schuster, Tua throwing his teammates under the bus and Penn State firing their head coach, James Franklin. In Rule Breakers, they discuss Stephen A Smith being checked by Serena's husband, a fan suing Lebron, and Mark Sanchez being a victim and a suspect at the same time and more! Enjoy!

This week the guys start by trying to guess what LeBron's announcement will be. Dre gives his NFL Top 5 and there is some shuffling around. During Quick HIts, they discuss WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert press conference, the Dodgers playoff run, and Seth trying to buy Steph's jersey number. In #RuleBreakers, they discuss the Nicki and Cardi feud, the internet misinterpreting Aisha Curry again, and Pablo Torre disrespecting other journalists. Enjoy!

This week on We Don't Make the Rules, the squad is back and breaking it all down — starting with Clippers Media Day, where things got real interesting 👀. Then Dre reveals his Top 5 NFL Teams so far this season — and let's just say, it might spark some debate.

During Quick Hits, we react to Bad Bunny being named the Super Bowl Halftime Show headliner 🇵🇷🏈, check in on the WNBA Playoffs, and discuss Juju Watkins sitting out next season to rehab — big news for USC hoops.

Then it's time for Rule Breakers, and the list is wild this week:

• A Steelers backup QB gets jumped and robbed?! 🏈😳

• An O-lineman yelling at his QB on the sideline – team unity, where you at?

• And finally, Michael Porter Jr. splitting rent with his girlfriend

This week on the pod, Dre drops his Top 5 NFL teams, and yeah… there's some controversy. A couple bold picks, a few eye-rolls, and one team that's gonna have people real mad. 👀

Quick Hits: Fast takes on the biggest stories in sports:

• 🏀 A'ja Wilson snags MVP – Queen of the court, no debate.

• 🌟 Paige Bueckers wins Rookie of the Year – She's here and she's that girl.

• 🏆 WNBA Playoffs recap – Drama, comebacks, and some teams proving they're built for the moment.

• 🏃‍♂️ Track World Championships – Records falling, USA showing out.

• ⚾ Clayton Kershaw retires – Salute to a legend. End of an era.

Rule Breakers Segment: Where things get weird (and we call it out):

• 🙄 Dumb WNBA questions – Reporters, do better.

• 😬 Cousins dating?! – The internet is wildin' again.

• 🚫 Tylenol causes autism?? – Misinformation is outta control.

• 🤰 People mad Cardi B is pregnant – Like… why is this your business?

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The guys are back and Felix discusses his new journey as a father. Dre then gives his Week 2 NFL Top 5 which doesnt have too many changes. In Quick Hits, they discuss LeBron adding to his resume and the Crawford/Canelo fight. In Rule Breakers, they discuss Kawhi's no show endorsment, Tank Davis' money grab, and Charlie Kirk empathizers. Enjoy!

In this episode, we sit down with rising rap artist Judy Drama to talk about her powerful new single "So Much Love" — a track that's making waves for its raw emotion and lyrical fire. Judy opens up about the inspiration behind the song, the grind of being an independent artist, and what it really takes to stay true to your vision in an industry that often pushes conformity.

From late-night studio sessions to navigating the business side of music, Judy shares the highs, lows, and real-life lessons from her journey so far. Whether you're an aspiring artist or just love great music and real stories, this one's for you.

And in Rule Breakers, they discuss Ari Lennox's thoughts on 90's comedy, VW having a paywall for using certain aspects of their new car, and the crew shares their near death experiences.

🔥 Don't miss it — tap in and feel the love.

In this powerful episode, we sit down with Southern rap artist Que Heffe for an in-depth conversation about his deeply personal and sonically rich new album, Cotton Field Hills. With raw honesty and poetic vision, Heffe takes us through the emotional landscape of the project—from the haunting echoes of his roots in the rural South to the struggles, pride, and resilience that shaped his identity and music.

Listeners will get a behind-the-scenes look at the creative process, including the album's production, lyrical themes, and the collaborators who helped bring his vision to life. Heffe opens up about reclaiming painful histories, blending blues, trap, and gospel influences, and why Cotton Field Hills is more than just an album—it's a statement of legacy, survival, and truth.

If you're a fan of storytelling through music, cultural commentary, or just want to hear from one of hip-hop's rising voices, this is a must-listen.