Hello there friends and weirdos! We're back with the first half of a two-part episode about the Saturn Death Cult! In this one, we discuss the foundational "text" of this dark cult and how we've been lied to about the history of Earth and its mythologies. How does the electric universe theory fit into this? In the beginning, why was everything actually a purple haze? What kinds of gamers are our favorite cryptids? All this and more!