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Leading Off

Since the last time we were in your earholes, the Orioles failed to win a game. Seriously, this is not fun. There were moments of enjoyment, but they were few and far between. In this episode, we put the best face on things, without failing to acknowledge that the sky is falling.

Embrace the suck, O’s fans.

 

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This Week on the Twitters

Here is what is happening in the world of Orioles Baseball, in 280 characters, or fewer:

#CueThePretender

— Joe Papparotto (@JoePappa) May 2, 2018

In a world where getting to third base is risky business, a silver fox throws caution to the wind. Bobby Dickerson stars in Go All the Way, a film about a guy who gets off watching boys get beaten by balls at home. Critics call it a hot mess with no happy ending. #DongsAfterDark

— Stefan Frank (@StefanAFrank) May 2, 2018

“Dylan Bundy is actually bad” is the plot twist this Orioles season was missing.

— Justin McGuire (@JMcGuireMLB) May 3, 2018

Booyah! Tonight's lineup is all that and a bag of chips. #GoMariners pic.twitter.com/IVvhF5xtXQ

— Mariners (@Mariners) May 6, 2018

.@whitesox right-hander Miguel Gonzalez celebrated Cinco De Mayo by performing with a mariachi band at the ballpark: https://t.co/Et7jqhRUTy

— Cut4 (@Cut4) May 6, 2018

 

Around the Bases

Man, this week sucked. There was nothing but sadness. So we go Around the Bases to see how bad things have been… but without any hope of things improving.

First Base: Kevin Gausman’s wasted gem

Kevin Gausman threw a gem this week: nine innings of shutout baseball, when the team couldn’t buy a win. How did they repay him? By losing the game in extras, of course. Still, Jake called this one “Verlanderesque.” Gausman went deep, and still had the heat in the 9th, his penultimate pitch was clocked at 98. We hope they aren’t wasted, but we hope to see a lot more of this from Gausman.

Second Base: Is Alex Cobb finally OK?

Maybe the real question is “is Alex Cobb too little, too late?” (That answer is clearly “yes.”) Cobb is showing signs of life, both increasing the whiff rate with a changeup/splitter, and enjoying positive results. We’ll take it, but we certainly could have used this to start the season, right?

Third Base: Change in management?

Will Buck Showalter, his coaches, and Dan Duquette make it through this season? We debate the utility of firing a coach in midseason, and decide whether it is worth scapegoating Buck Showalter to get a crack at someone like Juan Samuel. None of this is to say that things get better, but acknowledges the fact that firing Showalter et al solves very few problems.