You're perilously suspended from a thin, fraying rope over Never Better, a show that never gets any better. If you don't like pits full of hungry crocodiles, I suggest you don't look down.

This week, after a brief and easily corrected mishap, Craig, Spencer, and Michael discuss gasoline protocol, newspaper thieves, packing disputes, and life-defining struggles with embarrassingly small objects. Plus, we offer a triple dose of our most enduring segment, Is It Weird.

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