Japanator

Segment A:

Which one of the KoK boys had perfect attendance at school?

We get hate from Gaijin Goomba and Oriental Pearl and then we go straight to this week’s nominee: Japanator! The clown prince of Japan. So get ready for the most poorly formulated rebuttals in history! Do North American schools teach debate? Apparently not.

Pearl accuses us of pushing a stereotype of gaijins, gaijin-smashing their way through Japan, and that’s why she hates us. It has nothing to do with us criticizing her. No, not at all. It’s that we are pushing the false narrative that some people are coming to Japan and acting like assholes. That never happens! And you should be ashamed if you have ever thought so!

As a general disclaimer, KoK loves Japan, the Japanese people, and we believe most of the foreign community is a well behaved and respectable collection of individuals. We just hate cringe Jvloggers like Pearl.

Segment B:

Remember that the guillotine is a French invention, as Japanator likes to get his French-Canadian self Kubi-ni-naru-ed.

How do you get fired from an Eikaiwa job? How do you get fired from multiple? Let’s find out!

Japanator regales us all with the tragedy that is his life in a tale worthy of Victor Hugo. (Not really, like all Jvloggers he is bafflingly unaware that he is the asshole in every situation)