Wake up, roll out of bed, and write complex emotional angst heart poetry. Welcome to Pathetic and Poetic light sleepers and heavy snorers. This week, Natalie and Cory start bright and early and immediately talk about different kinds of car sleeps and animal classifications of gay men. As they stretch themselves awake, they ask the question ‘why won’t you date me?’ Why? Why won’t you? Yes…you specifically. Why won’t you? Nat and Cory write poems about shitty online dating.