Pathetic and Poetic

Pack your bags! Why? Because Natalie is! THATS WHY! This is Pathetic and Poetic and we’re going an a journey filled with travel, togetherness, eviction, and spite! This week, Cory and Natalie write spite poems. Spite along with us!

Come here poetic bubalas. Gather round your pathetic grand-poets as well tell you the tails of getting paid in pennies and the difference between a sperm whale and a beluga. This week, Natalie and Cory will reread old poems and edit them for the first time ever!

Holy emotions, Batman! It’s time for another episode of Pathetic and Poetic. POW! Right in the podcast!

This week, The Notorious Natalie and her grammar fighting partner, CoryAnder fight off iguanas, astrology, and life goals. They also capture bouts of sobriety and chase after their emo phases and write poems about water. All of this and more on another exciting episode of PATHETIC and POETIC…IC…IC…IC.

Why won’t anyone date us? Seriously, why won’t they. Please tell us why? We need to know. WE NEED TO KNOW. Will you date us? This is Pathetic and Poetic, where we always open the door for you and never stand you up. This week, Nat and Cory write response poems to each other’s poetry.

So, makeup doesn't expire and women aren't funny. And please join us for more blatant lies on another episode of PATHETIC AND POETIC! On this episode, Nat and Cory write poems about “the funniest story ever told,'' while Natalie fights with technology and Cory tries their best to bring a voice to an AI comedian.

Hello everybody and welcome back to Season 3 of Pathetic and Poetic. I am bio copywriter Cory and I just want to say hi. I don’t know if you all are reading this but I like writing them. If you are reading these, please DM Natalie just “🧶.” It’ll be our little secret. Annnyyyway! Enjoy an episode filled with secret backstories, celebrity look-alikes, and poetry about the chapters of our lives!

WELCOME BACK to SEASON 3 of P&P!!!! Nat and Cory are so happy to be back writing, laughing, and talking about utter nonsense. This week Natalie learns the unsettling truth about Cory’s past as a mediocre track and field star. They talk about Nat's new job and Cory’s ‘busy May,’ mocktail months, and dream weddings on a cliffside. This week, they write poems about wonderful nature memories, and Natalie catches Cory in a nature lie.  

Welcome to the end of Season 2 of Pathetic and Poetic. We might be taking a break, but that doesn't mean we still don't have fun. Natalie and Cory talk about Scottish accents, nonsense things moms say, and new adventures. In this episode, Nat and Cory write a collaborative exquisite corpse about closing the book and starting again. See you all again really soon.

Welcome back to papapapaPATHETIC and popopoooETIC. The only chaos poetry podcast, because why would you need more than one? Get ready to hear about middle school projects, really bad phone contact names, and podcast noises all while Cory slowly loses his loose grip on reality.

This week, Nat and Cory read poems inspired by Ocean Vuong’s poem “Someday I will love Ocean Vuong.”

Why won’t you date us?? Ohh you will? You do!!?! Tonight? I think I’m free. I just need to listen to the newest episode of Pathetic and Poetic first!!

This week on PnP, Cory and Nat talk about dating during the pandemic, the glorious Nicole Byers, The Good Place, and as always poetry. Natalie and Cory write about their bodies and lives, as a home.