Introducing the latest in home security systems: a man-sized effigy with bells tied onto it. Placing one of these in your home will absolutely guarantee-with no chance of failure-that intruders will run into it. If that sounds completely, totally crazy to you: you're probably smarter than our fairy tale characters from this week, in the story "Rolando and Brunilde."

Italian Hippie Cautionary Tale, The king of birthdays, Ear quarter fortune, Brain yachts, Sweet nerdy woodcutter, The Alpha Magician, Middle-aged business fairies, Fairying them tiny, Dead magician taxes

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