TOPICS: (1:20) Carl's trip to bring Dave home from Arizona, (6:15) Dallas Keuchel is a bitch, (11:15) the Cubs are better than the Astros, (15:00) Jake Arrieta has serial killer handwriting, (17:10) Jake Arrieta is leaving the Cubs and Carl is SAD!, (24:45) Eloy Jimenez King Kong Ding Dongs, (27:45) Dylan Cease Dominates again, (31:50) Michael Kopech weekly update, (35:30) Giolito doesn't look too shabby but can he start opening day? (42:40)

QUESTIONS: best outfielder in Chicago? Implications of late season cross town series? Carlos Rodon's ceiling? 

SEGMENTS: Glory Holez Glory Dayz, Hawkin Hawk, Debit Card Dave, Do You Remember The 2005 World Series Champion Chicago White Sox???

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