In part one of a very special two-part episode, Amy and Paul talk about castle life.

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Start with the site for the Château Vieux-Montréal. Just look at those pictures!

Try it yourself, with a Groupon. You’ll hate it!

Only after you’re committed should you read the reviews.

Going with more than one person? Be sure to bring one of these.

Amy Jane and Paul, your hosts and the lords of the manor:

James Brown knows it’s too hot in the hot tub.

This hot tub was definitely capable of sous-vide cooking. Gross.

The massiveness of this ridiculous closet required not one, but two photos side-by-side:

Listen to the thrilling conclusion to our castle misadventures, in episode #25, “Return to Castle Groupon”.

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