Just The Tip

In the gripping season two finale of Just The Tip, Amy and Paul discuss Christmas trees.

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The ridiculous Gruber Christmas tree, 2014 edition:

Photograph courtesy P. Kafasis.

Man down! The Gruber Christmas tree, 2013 edition:

Photograph courtesy A. Gruber.

The Gruber Christmas tree, 2013 edition, exploded.

Take heed of these tips for picking out a Christmas tree and keeping it fresh by tossing it in the pool!

Paul’s Charlie Brown Christmas tree:

Photograph courtesy P. Kafasis.

FestivusPoles.com is still in business and awaits your order.

Everything you ever needed to know about that December 23rd celebration, Festivus.

Annually, during the two months surrounding the holiday season, more than 14,000 people are treated in hospital emergency rooms due to injuries related to holiday decorating.

A March Christmas tree:

Photograph courtesy P. Kafasis.

An April Christmas tree:

Photograph courtesy A. Gruber.

We’ll be back in 2015 with season three, provided nothing like this happens.

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In this very special episode, Amy and Paul discuss jigsaw puzzles.

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Amy’s very thoughtful gift, (nearly) completed:

Photograph courtesy P. Kafasis.

The word “whimsy” originates, of course, as an irregular form of the word “whim-wham”.

How the wine-in-a-box sausage is made.

The seal puzzle, with its terrible contrast:

Photograph courtesy P. Kafasis.

A more acceptable form of Seal clubbing:

Ze Frank provides us with “True Facts About the Duck”.

This Waldo puzzle is a great thing to give to a puzzle-loving acquaintance who you don’t like very much.

Online sexy puzzles are a thing, albeit a really dumb (and slightly NSFW) thing.

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“Impossibles” puzzles are the perfect gift for someone you hate.

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In this very special episode, Amy and Paul talk about texting.

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Autocorrupt — pass it on!

Awkward interactions were previously discussed on Just The Tip episode #7, Paging Dr. Depp to the Obstetrics Wing”.

Paul’s (possibly former) cleaning lady, who we’ll call “Miranda”:

Once again, the awkward Homer Dance:

Punctuation as a sign of anger.

Your phone’s not for calling.

The charmingly-eccentric Twitter account of Hanx, who still signs his tweets.

Oscar loves it because it’s trash.

In this very special episode, Amy and Paul want (to discuss) candy.

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All subjects were fed a placebo, but their mothers were sure they were experiencing a sugar high.

More on sugar myths.

Questionable Halloween candy:

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“Dear Prudence” takes on a Halloween Grinch.

Whopper vs. Whoppers:

Two Irish sourballs, still kicking around:

Photograph courtesy P. Kafasis.

Friend-of-the-show Maggie stars in a short film entitled “Warhead”.

Sweet Lord, snorting Smarties could lead to nasal maggots!

The web offers some scant evidence of the terribly-named candy store of Amy’s youth. Do an on-page find for “Shop”.

Apparently “The House of Contrasts” could still get away with its nickname in the twenty-first century.

In this very special episode, Amy and Paul discuss tattoos.

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The Tom Petty album cover upon which Amy’s tattoo is flagrantly infringing is for “Wildflowers”:

A far-better-researched history of tattoos in America.

For more discussion on Larry Bird’s shorty-shorts, see episode #16, “Just the Bottoms”.

Steve-O’s amazing portrait back tattoo:

Jackass’s “Off-Road Tattoo”.

The Fracture Photo Swap™ remains a joint trademark of Fracture, Inc and Just The Tip Enterprises, LLC. Play it with your friends!

Fantasy football’s “Tattoo League”.

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In this very special episode, Amy and Paul discuss life under the big top.

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The vomiting episode in question, Episode #22 entitled “Lollipops and Raw Pork”. Again, we apologize for the error.

Friend of the show KarDan1111 earned his shout-out with a correct answer to a Twitter trivia question. You too can follow @JustTheTip on Twitter.

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Hundreds of dollars’ worth of cotton candy:

Headstands are a thing.

The prototypical sad clown, Emmett Kelly.

Drunk or sad clowns are preferable to psychopathic clowns.

Circus.com is not a great site.

Amy may not wish to watch unicycle basketball, but you can.

Cirque Du Soleil’s sexy circus Zumanity.

The fat twins on motorcycles.

The supposed three-breasted lady from Florida.

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In the thrilling conclusion to a very special two-part episode, Amy and Paul return to Castle Groupon.

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Be sure to listen to part one of this very special two-part episode, entitled “Welcome to Hotel Management 101”.

Refresh your memory of the Château Vieux-Montréal, including the amazing pictures.

The blackjack table [Not pictured: Shirtless dealer]:

The venue for indoor swim races:

Montreal has some bee issues, and has had to repeatedly call in bee expert Alexandre Beaudoin.

An approximation of Amy’s bee dance:

Once again, those TripAdvisor reviews. Never stay at this castle.

The Weezer cruise, first mentioned all the way back in Episode #2, “Pete Rose’s Underpants”.

The MacMania cruise.

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In part one of a very special two-part episode, Amy and Paul talk about castle life.

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Start with the site for the Château Vieux-Montréal. Just look at those pictures!

Try it yourself, with a Groupon. You’ll hate it!

Only after you’re committed should you read the reviews.

Going with more than one person? Be sure to bring one of these.

Amy Jane and Paul, your hosts and the lords of the manor:

James Brown knows it’s too hot in the hot tub.

This hot tub was definitely capable of sous-vide cooking. Gross.

The massiveness of this ridiculous closet required not one, but two photos side-by-side:

Listen to the thrilling conclusion to our castle misadventures, in episode #25, “Return to Castle Groupon”.

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In this very special episode, Amy and Paul have a serious discussion on the subject of venereal disease.

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GetRidOfThings.com presents getting rid of crabs, with a nit comb (and more). Crabs and head lice? Different. Crab comb and head lice comb? The same!

Brazilian bikini waxes are making crab lice an endangered species.

The King of Pop, Michael Jackson, re-enacts Paul’s VD slideshow viewing:

Stephen Colbert re-enacts Paul’s VD slideshow viewing, which was thankfully not in 3-D:

The World War II poster in question:

Dr. Scholl was really a doctor, and he never married. Perhaps he had VD?

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In this very special episode of Just The Tip, Amy and Paul have a serious discussion on the subject of emesis.

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Five decades of terrible Kool-Aid ads, and The Monkees!

Amy’s mother suffers from carcolepsy.

Apparently, Paul should have carried this around in his pockets when traveling.

He’s not even supposed to be here today.

A transcript of “Rookie Cop”, as video is not available.

Video of the relevant Barf-o-rama scene in “Stand By Me” is currently available, replete with Greek subtitles”.

Steve-O and the goldfish.

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