aka I Think, Therefore I Mall

Mallory's babysitting the Arnold twins! But more importantly, earrings earrings earrings earrings and, in conclusion, earrings.

On today's agenda: Twins With Threatening Auras; the only Pike rule; David Michael gets into highbrow manga; Mary Anne uses SHOCKING ADULT LANGUAGE; a veritable orgy of earring-giving; Byron gets all the personality traits; they try to make “malling” happen; canonical groans; trans-Neptunian objects or GTFO; singles bars and whether they are a thing; tracksuits all the way down; actual fucking clogs; manifesting the makeover of your dreams.

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley and "Big Band Jingle A" is by Lobo Loco, both on Free Music Archive.

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