Welcome back to our humble show. The dads stumble upon a baby-making light switch that's supposed to be surgically inserted into your body. It's hilarious at parties. 

Matt's daughter is being taught to share her feelings by tattling on her peers. So now, Matt is being humiliated at parties as his daughter narks out other kids for hurting her feelings. 

Todd bought a new bat for his son. It's made from space-age technology, just like the bat he got last year, and the year before that. Bat technology is changing so fast, there's no way to use a bat more than three times. Just ask his daughter. All she wants is a cat, and it's never going to happen.

Dave upgraded to an iPhone 5. Not a 5C. Not a 5S. A 5. He's in love with Instagram, which is good news for no one but him.

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