This week your bookends continue their trip into the heart of darkness that is the insanity of Sonic High School. Where Bats and Chameleons have sex in science hats, and anything is possible.

Together we learn high tier sex moves from a horny chameleon, Louis has a mental breakdown when he invents a new word for his penis then proceeds to have an Eggman revelation while Peter wonders about the legality of tricking a friend into having an abortion and goes even more insane when faced with the reality of Charmy Bee’s chin.

So, join us on the bumpful road to becoming the alpha and the omega as we follow the path to glory that begins at the base of your friend’s penis.