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Welcome to Two Absolute Bookends! A terrible podcast made by two terrible people about (mostly) terrible media.Join Peter and Louis as they read through awful books, fanfiction and comics and laugh ... more
FAQs about Two Absolute Bookends:How many episodes does Two Absolute Bookends have?The podcast currently has 52 episodes available.
February 04, 2020Episode 42 – Fastening a Noose Now the Chuckles Are TalliedThe Season Finale of Two Absolute Bookends – Chapter 30 of the way the Stars Fall: Rebirth. Back on the tranquillity, Sans Hollister and with a Popsicle alien Tona, Jack has a mental breakdown, fails to go through a wormhole, cries, destroys the Rokarii Fleet then passes out. Waking up in the infirmary, he spendsContinue reading "Episode 42 – Fastening a Noose Now the Chuckles Are Tallied"...more0minPlay
February 04, 2020Episode 41 – The Dab Heard Across The UniverseIn the penultimate chapter 29 we have a fiery conclusion to the action we’ve been building to for chapters. Tiberius busts into the room where Jack is getting his insides made outsides by Tona, a three way fight ensues, and after Tona suddenly remember who she is, she gets knocked unconscious. Jack and Tiberius continueContinue reading "Episode 41 – The Dab Heard Across The Universe"...more0minPlay
February 04, 2020Episode 40 – Sad One Tonight BoysAs the book nears its end, we find ourselves back aboard the Turmoil to find out what our old buddy Tiberius has been up to. It can actually be summarised very quickly. He takes the Ilmarian fleets, which now all have warp drives somehow, and jumps right into the middle of the fight we leftContinue reading "Episode 40 – Sad One Tonight Boys"...more0minPlay
February 04, 2020Episode 39 – All Roads Lead to Qualm PieIt’s all action aboard the tranquillity for Chapter 27 of The Way The Stars Fall: Rebirth. As they approach the wormhole, the Rokarii fleet from a few chapters ago flies out to meet them. Don’t think about the logistics of that, because they make no sense. We then have a big old spaceship fight withContinue reading "Episode 39 – All Roads Lead to Qualm Pie"...more0minPlay
February 04, 2020Episode 38 – Unnecessary MathsThe last chapter blew chunks, and chapter 26 isn’t any better. A short chapter that is still far too long considering literally nothing of interest happens. We’re back on the tranquillity with jack and Hollister, and we get to enjoy Logistics the Musical as they talk about repairs, food and ammunition while slowly flying towardsContinue reading "Episode 38 – Unnecessary Maths"...more0minPlay
February 04, 2020Episode 37 – Farmer Tona and the Jack Hunter HarvestWelp, that didn’t last long. After being comparatively positive about chapter 24, chapter 25 turned out to be an abortion even by the usual standards of this book. We spend the whole chapter with the Rokarii, where Tona and Queen Vilxena discuss their retarded plans to conquer the universe and milk jack for DNA, thenContinue reading "Episode 37 – Farmer Tona and the Jack Hunter Harvest"...more0minPlay
February 04, 2020Episode 36 – Uncharacteristic CompetenceThis time on Two Absolute Bookends we get a chapter of literally nothing, albeit nothing written better that any of the action we’ve had recently. Tiberius returns back to the Imperator for a chat after everything went wrong in his attempt to capture the tranquillity and fight the Rokarii at the same time. However, beingContinue reading "Episode 36 – Uncharacteristic Competence"...more0minPlay
February 04, 2020Episode 35 – Remembering TaliaThis time on Two Absolute Bookends we get some action as Tiberius and his fleet finally interact with jack and the Rokarii in the past… Just roll with it. Needless to say, as this is TWTSF, everyone is retarded. The tranquillity is in a bad way from the pursuing Rokarii (Though there wasn’t even mentionContinue reading "Episode 35 – Remembering Talia"...more0minPlay
February 04, 2020Episode 34 – Beetle Craft, Beetle Craft, Beetle CraftBack again with a little less down time to welcome in the New Year, your bookends this week join Captain Tiberius of the turmoil, where after like 10 chapters we finally have Tiberius’s story intersect with Jack and the Tranquillity again. The chapter is bloody boring, Tiberius arrives in the system with the wormhole, blowsContinue reading "Episode 34 – Beetle Craft, Beetle Craft, Beetle Craft"...more0minPlay
February 04, 2020Episode 33 – G.I. JakeIt’s been a long long time Bookend Friends. Not only did we have eight episodes of sonic high school madness, but we had Peter being an absolute useless piece of shit when it came to editing for most of November and December, but here we are, just in time for new years, back in theContinue reading "Episode 33 – G.I. Jake"...more0minPlay
FAQs about Two Absolute Bookends:How many episodes does Two Absolute Bookends have?The podcast currently has 52 episodes available.