In this episode, bird watching pervert, Tom, and the volunteer neighborhood watch official who catches him peeping, Ryan, are joined by the naked lady being spied on through the second story window, Mattsquatch, who explains what the dogman is and how big his theoretical penis could be. Tom shares the story of how he hoaxed sexually assaulting the Beast of Bray Road, Ryan realizes he might need a were-toupée, and Mattsquatch gives tips on manscaping.