On this episode, Cincinnati Pink Socks starting pitcher, Tom, and Los Angeles Mungers third baseman, V, tackle the curious case of Benjamin Satan. Tom demonstrates the importance of having a lawyer present for Faustian bargains, and V empties a woman like a tube of toothpaste with a perfectly executed RKO suplex combo.

On this episode, back door-dreaming nightmare merchant, Tom, and ancient Egyptian lucid dream interpreter, V, discuss the meaning of dreams and how to suppress them with prescription medication. Tom deciphers the prehistoric braille inscriptions on Tulsi Gabbard’s raw meat face and V sings a ballad to pacify the sleep paralysis demon in his room.

This episode was originally recorded in October of 2019, but V’s audio was not recorded, nor could it be recovered. In an effort to release the episode anyway, a special guest stepped in to take his place: the ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage.

In this episode, cannibalistic mad lib enthusiast, Tom, and Santa letter-writing death row inmate, Dustin, are joined by Slim Jim-snapping Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion, V (voiced by Macho Man Randy Savage), as they discuss the life and times of serial rapist and child murderer Albert Fish. Tom serves up a plate of fat ass, Dustin finds himself up piss creek with only a studded spanking paddle, and V shares the emotional strain he suffered from his feuds with Tito Santana and Hulk Hogan.

Stay tuned after the episode for a previously unreleased Hidden Poop episode.

In this episode, giant hairy Canadian beaver, Tom, and black summoning of death/sempiternal winter funeral, V, are joined by beer fart, Mattsquatch, as they summarize, in five minutes, everything you need to know about the chupacabra. Tom bedazzles his uniform pants, V tries his hand at hentai casting couch direction, and Mattsquatch questions the cultural diversity of Wisconsin in the 1990s.

On this episode, Old Testament prophet of the Northern Kingdom, Tom, and 14 time Emmy award-winning television producer, V, are joined by Democratic minority leader of the Senate, Yakov Alive as they discuss the reasoning behind some of the more well-known Jewish conspiracies. Tom pledges his allegiance to Big Brother, V sets up a new profile on JDate, and Yakov adamantly insists that the wall is being built along the southern border.

On this episode, 1950’s African AIDS monkey butcher, Tom, and begrudging $300 hand job-giver, V, discuss the current coronavirus pandemic and the impact it has had on the red light district in Germany. Tom denies banging furry patient zero and V laps up a bowl of bat soup, fangs first.

On this episode, shitty alternate reality version of himself, Tom, and late night infomercial fortune teller, V, discuss the various theories regarding deja vu. Tom rips a hole in the fabric of time and space by pulling his penis out during an instance of deja vu and V curses God for not delivering his mutant powers in a timely manner.

On this episode, blood, semen, breast milk and urine donor, Tom, and tobacco spit mason jar preserver, V, are joined by spirit cooking mixologist, Jerry from FOJ Live, as they discuss the failed campaign chair of the Hillary Clinton 2016 presidential campaign, John Podesta, and why he’s a disgusting human being from any objective standpoint. Tom issues a regional amber alert, V reminds the spirit cookers not to forget the piss, and Jerry promotes his unpopular Etsy store.

On this episode, woodland man-deer-tree cryptid, Tom, and infiltrator of the Skywalker Ranch, V, are joined by concert skin flautist, Yakov Alive as they discuss the Navajo taboo topic of the Skinwalker and how it could just be a big, fat government conspiracy. Tom snaps the infinity condom, V is captured masturbating on grainy trail cam footage, and Yakov argues the geopolitical consequences of the Skinwalker nation state.

On this episode, glitching shapeshifter, Tom, and wax animatronic, V, consider the various theories and origins of reptilians. Tom straddles the fence of belief for the first time, and V goes all the way with a hot alien babe. Join the boys as they recklessly accuse every celebrity and politician of being a slimy lizard person.