August was broadly rubbish. The Niis are aware of this.

However, we now have some flat grass to play on and the transfer window has finally SLAMMED SHUT... and we didn't lose any of the fancy players we thought we might.

Although we did lose lovely Dominic Hyam, who actually was one of the fancy players (even if he and many other people didn't realise it). That is ever such a shame. Stupid energy bills.

So, after a few games and an equal amount of losses, things aren't quite perfect. Let's break things down for you.

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