This week, for reasons, we're listening to some songs about sex and butts: "All I Want for XXXmas" by Slayyyter feat. Ayesha Erotica and "Christmas Butt" by Puss N' Boots. FYI, we really earn that explicit tag on this one! And also, for an episode that's mostly about sexual Christmas music, there's a weird bummer section in the middle? Hey, thanks for listening.

This week's ranking music is, in fact, "WAP" by Cardi B featuring Megan Thee Stallion.