We've covered a number of crappy pop songs from the late 1990s and early 2000s on HARK. But the world of crappy original pop holiday music from this era is vast and diverse, as illustrated by this week's songs, requested by Katelyn. Hilary Duff gives us the uninspiring but possibly science-fictional "Santa Claus Lane", while Canadian wunderkinds The Moffatts deliver the maddeningly catchy "Earl the Christmas Squirrel".