What a dark timeline we live in, where Channing Tatum cannot be the true song and dance man that we know him to be! Thank God we have *Hail, Caesar!* to give us a little hint of what we're missing. We're journeying back to the Golden Age of Hollywood and and discussing topics such as the joy of recognizing actors, Communism 101, and the most graceful leap to a submarine every caught onscreen.

CW: racism and a brief mention of Woody Allen.