We have the giant hurricane that is perfectly normal and doesn’t even exist and let’s not even talk about it. Then the life of Colette, the death of Sears. And the reasons why it’s wrong to call Melania Trump a stripper. Reason six will shock you!

And then … it’s Halloween. So the ghost of Elvis gives Kanye West some advice. Plus some ghosts of Halloween sketches past. And we’ve got music by the Shaggs.