Alyssa Sabo (@alyssa_sabo) rollerblades her way back into our lives with her truly unique style of absurdist comedy. Louis CK’s long known peccadilloes are finally exposed to the wider world. The iPhone X is finally exposed to the wider world. Twitter - the most perfect social media platform ever devised - has made itself (impossible to imagine) even more perfect with the expansion to 280 characters. Let the healing of the universe begin, one bloated tweet at a time.