This week, join us as we try our best Hy Pyke accents and discuss a true Halloween classic - 1988's Hack`o`Lantern! This is a blast of 80s cheese, nonsense, and Halloween feels. If you've seen it, you know. If you haven't, watch it! Then check out this episode in the run-up to Halloween. On this episode: a lot of atrociously weird acting, a masked killer with an ever-shifting body type, incestuous rape, a DC Lacroix music video/dream sequence, a Satanic closet-shrine, a prominent graveyard setting, pentagram branding, an abundance of gratuitous nudity, soul transference and possibly the worst stand up comedy routine ever featured in a film.