"I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel."

- We discuss the two types of Red Bull customers.

- Ben witnesses someone trying to return a one dollar coffee.

- Nobody gets sized up to be put in a box during a late night supermarket visit.

- Ben discovers he’s living in the novelty dessert district.

- Nobody is disappointed by her new local smoothie shop.

- Nobody wants to know whether Ben would harbour her as a fugitive.

- Nobody thinks verbo’s are the best form of comedy.