OLE OLE OLE OLE // OLE // OLE // After a BRUISING 2021 season, highs and lows, ups and downs, doubts and determinations, injuries and miracles, your NYCFC stood tall on Sunday and secured the EASTERN CONFERENCE TITLE -- someone should probably make sure that brand new silverware doesn't get any pigeon mess on it!! BEENG BONG, Blue Ball bitches! We're here to RECAP IT ALL FOR YOU -- the game-winner from double-sub supercrew Talles Magno and Gudi Thorarrinson, the quick recovery off a BALLSY shot from Chanot delivered by the tiny patriarch Maxi Moralez, even the stumbly fumbly first half that had us all smelling toast and getting numb in the left arm. Jake and Trey are here to break it down -- and what it means for Portland and Golden Boot winner Taty Castellanos' return. PLUS: Jim Curtin's tweetable and shit-eatable snipes, Narrative Narrative Narrative, the Fash question, seat total woes, and of course a preview of our rivals in the West hunting for their second-ever MLS cup. TAKE A DEEP BREATH, Y'ALL. AFTER SEVEN YEARS, WE'RE IN THE MLS FINAL -- AND YOU'VE GOT BLUE BALLS.