Join Allie and Sam this week as they answer life's big questions: Why are we so fascinated by bad things? Why do we believe our local goths are actual Satan worshipers? Why do love to watch other people's pimples get popped? Grab your copy of the Satanic Bible, fill your Youtube account with black-head and white-head content, and stay horrified.

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