The boys are back, and this time they've finally watched the new classic that is "Willy's Wonderland!". Can Nic Cage survive the night in a knock off Five Nights At Freddys? Of course he can. He's Nic Cage damnit!

Also there's news and wacky stories and cray this and that - but REALLY - we're just here for Cage.

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