Climb aboard the Random Ship and join us for this, our 29th voyage. On this week's episode with discuss a crazy mother's crazy rules for her son's dating life, we learn how Mr. Clean can be used to intimidate dirt, and that standing in a toilet is not an effective way to avoid your allergies...

• Is too much cheese criminal?
• Are you a pepper? The doctor wants to know.
• Why is the census so long?

All this and more on the Random Ship this week!